I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
rihanna hits a fan
BEAT DOWN
wtf is an acronym
is this a quesiton or a statement
yes
why would i wear pants when i could not wear pants
im either annoying or annoyed like thats it
(Source: legalize--murder)
(Source: slutmyfuck)
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
yeah, let’s just let the fucking little shit hit the cat and say the cat is scary. Oh fucking kay.
(Source: i-was-born-a-unicorn)
when boys smile, i die
oh…
(Source: dumb-as-heck)
When people say “You know that thing you’re really obsessed with?”
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
“Your husband’s on tv”
“that show that made you cry”
“That show where the main character died”
That one with the really hot British actor.
“I found that body you hid”
i was not expecting this
“We only pretend to drink on stage”
(Source: goodvibestrilllife)
